What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 11:20
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Yes sir it is.
Why do I sweat so much after applying moisture or sun screen on my face? I have normal skin.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Sure no problem officer.
What's it like to have an IQ of 140 to 170? Do people notice you're different?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
HELLO
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
How can I easily get rid of my writers block?
{RING} {RING}
After a few moments he returns.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.